Sway to the Rhythm of Love...

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oh my god

“No extramarital sex, unless it illustrates the downfalls of adultery.”

“All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by heterosexual married Christian couples.”

I sure am glad the couple that I’m watching fuck is doing it to make a baby, otherwise it would be a sin to watch!

I am totally going to watch it. 

Do they shout “Praise Jesus” when they come?

This is an obvious troll, but it’s fucking hilarious!

“The Body of Chris” (2006) — Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite 
beauty, love each other on two beaches and in a pool.
“Round Yon Virgin” (2006) — The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their 
marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together.
“Rod Is the Answer” (2005) —  Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker’s most memorable film. Known for their marathon 
sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house. Follow-up to the 
break-through “In Rod We Trust” (2005).
“Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful” (2004) — Californians Jodi and Michael Connor follow Sunday service with a love-making 
session, inspired by their reverend’s words regarding the value of human touch.
“Lazarus Rises” (2004) — New Jersey’s Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and 
locations are impressively authentic.